|Hi, welcome to the Lighthouse Productions' home page.
I'm John, today's official Lighthouse greeter.
|Name: John Jorian|
|Family info: Single, with a lot of older brothers that abused me as a child.|
|Best vacation: A four week motorcycle trip in the west.|
|A great night out: - a great night in.|
|Recommended reading: Anything on TV, I don't read unless I'm getting paid for it.|
|All-time favorite movie: "Blazing Saddles" - a cinematic masterpiece!!|
|Most daring/stupid achievement: Most daring - skydiving / Most stupid - Forgetting to pull the rip cho.. uh, never mind - it's kinda embarassing!|
|Philosophy of life: Go ask Necci.|
|Few people would guess... I'm not a philosopher!!|
|Life ambition: - To be dictator for life of the U.S. (But, not until I can figure out an alternative to the ONLY way I can be removed from office!!!)|
|Favorite condiment: MAYO!!!!|